Monthly Archives: February 2016

I watched them duck into the door of the Skylark, look at the Cash Only sign and turn around and leave. I couple hours later they were back. The guy asked if his girl could use the bathroom and I said, “Sure.” “She’s not from here. She’s from Canada and I wanted to show herContinue reading “Madonnaland & vicinity”

A few weeks ago I went with a friend to take in the Greek antiquities exhibit at the Field Museum. On our way out of the south entrance afterwards, we noticed what looked to both of us like a twelve foot column of crap just to the left of the door. Coming closer to readContinue reading “Herb Alpert’s Crap Columns”

Last Wednesday night I was sitting by the door at the Skylark, reading my book as I often do, when a guy came over from his barstool to ask what I was reading. This happens a fair amount and most times, after I show them the cover of the book, they nod and walk away.Continue reading “Monster Roster”