How you judge them

I’ve been designing book covers a long time. Above is the oldest one I know. Have I gotten any better at it or peaked at the start? Your call.

My first two published books used my artwork but were put together by others. The first, by Isaac Tobin, is really good; the second isn’t worth talking about.

Five years passed between that disaster and Music to My Eyes. This is the first proper book cover I made. I chose the paper that mimics cloth, scrawled the name and author in my shitty handwriting, and solicited, then typeset the blurbs. This is the last book I bothered with blurbs. There was a recent article once again questioning whether they serve any purpose. I tend to think they don’t do much good. They force a writer or their publisher into the embarrassing position of asking someone famous or influential for something they don’t benefit in any way from giving. It’s a lose-lose. That said, I’m grateful to the brilliant trio who took the time to spill a little ink on my behalf.

With Soviet Stamps, I began a run of five years of self-published books. This meant, for better or worse, that I could do whatever I wanted design-wise. There was no one to object or to consult with about my choices.

Old Style is probably the high water mark of the series of foil-stamped hardcovers I made. It’s certainly the one that’s sold the best, for whatever that’s worth.

All Hack happened mostly due to COVID lockdown. It was a look back and reedit of my first two books, the ones I had least say in producing. It’s a kind of do-over. A corrective.

Then I grew restless. I’d started making collages during lockdown and wanted to try that out in a book. The result is a thing almost no one cared about. I still have some affection for paint-by-numbers but maybe it’s like the tender feelings one has for a lame child.

Mallory asked me to design a cover for her book, so I did.

Then, I guess Nate liked that one enough to make another for his press for a different book. I wish more writers or publishers would ask me to work on their books. I’d like to do more.

To Whom it May Concern turned out to be another moribund project for reasons I won’t rehash. Another failure I like. Maybe someone will find a copy in some thrift store trash heap and write something smart about it after I’m long gone.

Within the budgetary constraints I set, this art retrospective book came out pretty well. But I wish I had a lot fewer copies of it left than I do. This was a kind of breaking point for the mode of self-publishing I’d been committing over the previous four or five years. The prospect of boxes and boxes of books taking up space for years became unbearable. I had to find another way.

The answer came via an article about tech assholes claiming to profit off public domain classics.

Now I’m neck-deep in refashioning old books into new ones. I can focus on art and design with a little social commentary thrown in for good measure. It’s a relief not to actually be writing these books just as it’s a relief not to have to store mountains of them in the hope that someone will one day want them.

These new books don’t even exist until someone pays for them to be printed. I had to make a pact with the devil to make that possible but I’m not sorry. At least I get to keep making book covers.

Here’s one I’m working on now…

Marvelous

A proof of The Marvel Universe is on its way to my house from Monee, Illinois. There will be a few minor corrections to make but I expect the book to be available from Jeffrey’s Jamboree later in the week. The speed of the turnaround is truly astounding. They really do just push a button and shit out a book. It’s futureworld.*

There’s always a hangover/empty nest feeling after one of these things is done. A few days of not knowing how to organize the hours in the day. One useful task is putting the art up for sale and building an archive page for the site. This takes up lots of time. It’s tedious busy work. Coding where the only thing I do is change a couple characters over and over. It leaves my head free to think up the next thing.

For the past few months, the thing to dive into next is a variation of the last. Another public domain book to illustrate. The wrinkle this time is that now I’m choosing between ones I haven’t read before. This adds an extra element of uncertainty to the process. How far in do I go before committing for real?

I don’t have any problem giving up on a thing I don’t like. I walk out of movies after fifteen minutes, throw a book across the room after reading a couple bad sentences, leave a restaurant that only has QR menus. I value my time.

But this is different. Because I’m putting my work into it, it’s an active engagement, rather than passive enjoyment. It’s kind of the way I always take a sketchbook to a concert now. The other night I went to the Bottle, took my customary spot in the Tall Guy Corner, then realized my pen was not in my pocket. It made me feel naked. Unprepared. I left the club and walked four blocks to the CVS to buy an emergency replacement. CVS hasn’t stocked Parker Jotters in decades so I got one of those four-color Bics. That pen had crossed my mind a few days before. I wondered whether they still made them. Recalled kids covering their school books with green, red, blue, and black ink. I was happy to see it on the shelf.

The pen didn’t feel quite right in my hand as I drew SML playing but it did the job. It will take some time to get into the next book I work on but I’ll get there.

Listen to me read the first few pages of Nathan Knapp’s Daybook into a microphone.

*If there was any more evidence needed, here it is.

The Old Man is Still Alive

The new season of Karina Longworth’s long-running show about Hollywood’s Golden Age concerns the late periods of previously-successful directors. Late periods are rarely kind to artists. Most end up spinning their wheels or grasping desperately for relevance but falling well short.

I’ve enjoyed watching or rewatching some of the movies she covers. Fritz Lang’s The Thousand Eyes of Dr. Mabuse is a hoot; Howard Hawks’ Red Line 7000 isn’t good but is very watchable, like a naive art version of a Godard; Alfred Hitchcock’s Family Plot is one of my favorites of his, but that’s probably because I hate most of his celebrated work and he was mostly drunk and disengaged while making this one. I didn’t bother with John Ford and Frank Capra because I’ve had my fill of them both. She covered Otto Preminger today and I’m hoping to watch Such Good Friends tonight.

The question of whether to keep going when the world is telling you not to bother has been a leitmotif most of my life, so watching legends struggle and falter is extra moving to me. There’s something to be said for doggedly staying your course. At the same time, who wouldn’t want a graceful exit?

Bob Dylan will probably die onstage performing some version of one of his classics that not even his diehard fans will recognize. They keep showing up to catch sparks from the past. That’s how it is with these last movies of the greats too. If you squint, you get glances from Psycho and Metropolis and The Big Sleep, but with eyes open, it’s rarely that pretty.

The dream is Rembrandt but the likely reality is Picasso—a doddering old man making grotesque caricatures of his greatest hits. Maybe the prospect of stopping is even worse than that of embarrassing yourself.

Get your copy of Babbitt directly from Bezos’ Bazaar. Plenty of Babbitt and Moby Dick art still available too. I’ll put up some of The Marvel Universe ones up soon.

RIP Roberta Flack & David Johansen